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Cows Running Wild, A Choir Room Crime Allegation and a Church Burglary: MD Weird News

Patch brings you weird news headlines from across Maryland

Photo of the Day: Herd Of Cows Runs Wild In Montgomery Village

A large group of cows were reported running in the area of Wightman Road and Brink Road in Montgomery Village on Tuesday.

Police: Wilde Lake High Rape Occurred in Choir Room

Police provided a more detailed outline in court documents of what they said happened at Wilde Lake High School in Columbia earlier this week.

Thieves Rip Heat Pumps from Walls of Gloria Dei Church

The church asks community to pray for those who stole from them; administrator estimated the damage at $80,000.

Harford Schools Administrator Retiring To Continue Golf Career

Associate Superintendent Bill Lawrence's colorful retirement letter to fellow administrators also outlined his appreciation for Harford County Public Schools.

County Announces Rat Eradication Success

The results of a rat eradication effort in targeted Baltimore County neighborhoods are in, and county officials are calling the Rat Attack program a success.

Filthy Soda Machine Forces Closure of Fort Meade Burger King

The restaurant opened back up Thursday after a cleaning and inspection.

The incident was reported Sunday night in the area of New Freetown and Freetown roads.

Editor's Note: This feature is posted across several Patch.com sites in Maryland.

betty crowl February 10, 2013 at 12:09 PM
Cows gone wild
Margaret February 10, 2013 at 12:29 PM
I used to see that we I was little and there was a farm near by that had cattle. I think it is neat to see them again.
Buck Harmon February 10, 2013 at 01:42 PM
Just mooving along...
Ed James February 10, 2013 at 03:00 PM
I herd about it...
Evets February 10, 2013 at 03:02 PM
Really milking this story.
Buck Harmon February 10, 2013 at 03:18 PM
No bull...
CancerSucks February 10, 2013 at 03:19 PM
Hooves going to get them back in the fence?
Paul Amirault February 10, 2013 at 03:25 PM
Looks like they are opening a bakery too, selling pies?
Buck Harmon February 10, 2013 at 03:26 PM
Hope they aren't horney cows....no bull..
Buck Harmon February 10, 2013 at 03:28 PM
That's cow Patty selling pies Paul...
Buck Harmon February 10, 2013 at 03:29 PM
say that one three times fast...
Brook Hubbard February 10, 2013 at 04:18 PM
I feel people are steering this conversation in the wrong direction and milking it for all it's worth. A big misteak.
Brook Hubbard February 10, 2013 at 05:03 PM
Thank you. I felt that was well-done.
Buck Harmon February 10, 2013 at 05:59 PM
Less focus on gun control...more focus on cow control...that's what this Country needs.. !
faithb February 10, 2013 at 07:04 PM
What is the world coming to Cow in the choir Burgers and burglars in the church. next weekend expect next weekend expect bats in the belfry get a grip people
Ed James February 10, 2013 at 07:24 PM
Whoa! This pun trail is gonna be legen ...wait for it... DAIRY!
Joyce Kelly February 10, 2013 at 07:50 PM
THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO LEFT A COMMENT....IT MADE MY DAY..I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD IN A LONG TIME...COMMENTS WERE SO GREAT...SO FUNNY
Amy Switzer February 11, 2013 at 12:49 AM
I heard one cow say "EAT MORE CHICKEN"
Amy Switzer February 11, 2013 at 12:50 AM
I agree but Buck please slow down and smell the roses once in awhile.
Sanchez February 11, 2013 at 01:14 AM
So many galloped right to this story to plop out one liners, some butchered it, some were well done. The range of comments was good. The only beef I have is the rare number of times we brand this as news. I'll be sinew guys later.
Bailey Henneberg February 11, 2013 at 02:13 AM
Okay, I understand the joking, but not at someone else's expense. If you could have seen the poor guy whose cows got loose, you would not be laughing... he was totally panicking, driving his truck around, screaming, "Where's the beef?!"

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