Weird MD News: ‘Orgazmo’ Incense Stolen, Multi-State Drug Ring Busted

Burglar Steals ‘Orgazmo’ Incense from Adult Gift Store

A thief broke into an adult gift store in Owings Mills and stole 30 packages of incense.

Homeless Man 'Sleepy' Allegedly Found Crashing in Parkville Home

A homeless man, which a police report notes is nicknamed "Sleepy," was arrested after a property manager allegedly discovered him sleeping on the floor of a Parkville residence. 

A Twitter message about spitting led Towson lawyer and lesbian advocate Cathy Brennan to file for a peace order against a transgender advocate.

Urn Stolen from Columbia Residence: Howard County Crime Reports

An urn containing ashes was stolen from a hallway closet from a residence in Columbia, police said.

Ellen DeGeneres To Be Gaithersburg High School Graduation Speaker?

A Gaithersburg High School senior recorded a song inviting the daytime television talk show host to be the school's commencement speaker at graduation.

Multi-State Drug Ring Operated Out of Jessup Warehouse

Authorities said money was sewn into handbags and flown with women across the country as payment for drug shipments.

Child Abuse Suspect Was Employee at Another Private School

Foye C. Minton Jr., the Shoshana S. Cardin School coach and teacher charged with child abuse of a student, was arrested Jan. 10 at his current job at the private Baltimore Hebrew Day School.

Thief Steals Homework From Teacher's Car

A fifth-grade class at Annapolis Elementary will get a pass on their homework after a thief stole a tote bag with their assignments from a teacher's car

Victim Drives Away From Armed Robbery in Glen Burnie

Anne Arundel County police are seeking a man involved in an attempted armed robbery in Glen Burnie.

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