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Weird MD News: ‘Orgazmo’ Incense Stolen, Multi-State Drug Ring Busted

Patch rounds up the top weird news headlines of the week in Maryland.

 

Burglar Steals ‘Orgazmo’ Incense from Adult Gift Store

A thief broke into an adult gift store in Owings Mills and stole 30 packages of incense.

Homeless Man 'Sleepy' Allegedly Found Crashing in Parkville Home

A homeless man, which a police report notes is nicknamed "Sleepy," was arrested after a property manager allegedly discovered him sleeping on the floor of a Parkville residence. 

A Twitter message about spitting led Towson lawyer and lesbian advocate Cathy Brennan to file for a peace order against a transgender advocate.

Urn Stolen from Columbia Residence: Howard County Crime Reports

An urn containing ashes was stolen from a hallway closet from a residence in Columbia, police said.

Ellen DeGeneres To Be Gaithersburg High School Graduation Speaker?

A Gaithersburg High School senior recorded a song inviting the daytime television talk show host to be the school's commencement speaker at graduation.

Multi-State Drug Ring Operated Out of Jessup Warehouse

Authorities said money was sewn into handbags and flown with women across the country as payment for drug shipments.

Child Abuse Suspect Was Employee at Another Private School

Foye C. Minton Jr., the Shoshana S. Cardin School coach and teacher charged with child abuse of a student, was arrested Jan. 10 at his current job at the private Baltimore Hebrew Day School.

Thief Steals Homework From Teacher's Car

A fifth-grade class at Annapolis Elementary will get a pass on their homework after a thief stole a tote bag with their assignments from a teacher's car

Victim Drives Away From Armed Robbery in Glen Burnie

Anne Arundel County police are seeking a man involved in an attempted armed robbery in Glen Burnie.

Editor’s note: This feature is posted across several Patch.com sites in Maryland.

FIFA January 20, 2013 at 05:26 pm
I can no longer resist, a failing on my part I understand, but someone stole 30 packages of "Orgazmo"? Never having purchased "Orgazmo" in my life, please someone tell me what the purpose of this incense is other than the obvious. Also, has the FDA verified its positive effects?

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H.R. Pufnstuf June 18, 2013 at 04:49 pm
Buck, are you trying to sound stupid? You say I am for government intrusion in the family since IRead More *do not* want the government to restrict what a company can sell?
Buck Harmon June 18, 2013 at 04:59 pm
Puff...You have obviously surrendered to this topic so this will be my last response to a fake, noRead More name coward... A corporation that profits from the sale of unproven drugs to minors without permission from parents should not exist, let alone be offered the freedoms or protection that human beings have natural rights to...your surrender to this topic has been accepted...hit the books..educate yourself for a positive change to your life in hiding..
H.R. Pufnstuf June 18, 2013 at 05:36 pm
Buck, I have not surrendered from anything. The reason you keep saying that nonsense instead ofRead More engaging me in an actual arugument is because you know your position is weak and you know you are getting publicly spanked.